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Introduction: The NudeAutoMall receives as many as fifty million hits or more per month. What does that mean in plain English? A lot of people to look at your product. We are a Minor Internet Portal, meaning we are the main entry point for a lot of people, people looking for some automotive entertainment. And at with thousands pages in the free area alone, we do give them a lot to look at. These People look at the NudeAutoMall first before venturing any ware else on the web. On top of that, we rank high in most Search Engines, due in part to a good coder, but more so to our honesty, and a strong zero tolerance for spam. Search Engines favor honest pages, and that high rank, only helps your product that much more.
 
Package A) Almost FREE Basic Photo Ad
  • Photo ads are basically free, costing only the photos, and are basicaly permanent ads. For the Basic Photo Ad, just send us at least 24 photos of your car, etc. modeled by a naked girl. We will display 3 to 5 of these in the free section, the rest in the subscription, and all will carry your Ad. It's that simple. Auto related, or parts ads considered, please contact us with interests. The NudeAutoMall does retain the right to accept, decline, or delete any ad at any time for any reason, or for no reason at all; but such is not likely to happen.
    (Photos become the property of the NudeAutoMall, and Frias Network).
     
    Package B) $250 one time fee Commentary Ad
  • Have your product mentioned specifically within the commentary of an article, ie. xyz spark plugs, instead of just spark plugs. Includes a permanent link to your web page.
     
    Package C) $300 a year Popular Banner Ad
  • What you get: A simple Banner at the bottom of a single car page, we only allow only two banners per page.
     
    Package D) $500 to $1000 a month Extreme Banner Ad
  • Need more exposure? We have it. Our Gallery and Main pages have easly ten fold the page views, great exposure to a very auto interested market.
     
    Package E) $3000 a year Full Page Ad
  • Full Page Ad's are primarily for the NudeAutoMall Garage where viewers are following the pages from beginning to end of a Project, and will not exceed one ad per three pages of content. Quarter Page Ads may also be available at $1000 a year, Please check with our Advertisement Staff for availability.
     
    Package F) $3000 one time fee Feature Car Ad
  • A Featured Car means the Nude Auto Mall will paint a car with your logo and/or name, hire two or more models to pose with the car to be featured on the NudeAutoMall.
  • Available also with this package upon request, are bikini shots for use in other less racy publications and promotions.
    (Photos and car will remain the property of the NudeAutoMall, and Frias Network).
     
    Package G) $3000 one time fee Feature Product Ad (Auto Related)
  • This means the Nude Auto Mall will hire two or more models to model your product in a series of photos in a how to install your product, or how to use your product, whichever applies. Our photos and your ad copy will be featured in the NudeAutoMall Garage. (You are responsible for supplying us with your product, and possible necessities, for this ad; and means of returning it to you if it is returnable, and you request it to be returned)
  • Also available with this package upon request, are bikini shots for use in other less racy publications and promotions.
    (Photos and copy will remain the property of the NudeAutoMall, and Frias Network, and we reserve the right to edit to fit the context of the NudeAutoMall).
     
    Package H) $30,000 one time fee Feature Hot Rod Ad and Promotion
  • Want the NudeAutoMall to build a Hot Rod / Show Car, paint the car with your logo and/or name, hire two or more models to pose with the car to promote your product as a feature on the NudeAutoMall?
  • And, said car will, for an additional $30,000, tour the USA for one year, touring Car Shows and popular events.
  • Models would be available to tour with this car, also at an additional $30,000 each, or at specific shows for $500 per one day spot, per girl.
  • Available also with this package upon request, are bikini shots for use in other less racy publications and promotions.
    (Photos and car will remain the property of the NudeAutoMall, and Frias Network).
     
     
    All prices are in United States Denomination, and subject to change without notice.

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    Why Advertise?
    Exposure! Why does the "Nude" AutoMall attract more viewers then most auto related sights? If you have to ask that question, I have to ask, are you from this planet? Are you just visiting? Well hey I might be interested in an interstellar vacation too :-)>
    Anyhow, there can be no doubt that there is a larger percentage of internet users surfing adult sights, then say the percentage of TV viewers watching sports. I have heard as much as 90% of all internet surfers visit adult sights at least occasionally as a veteran adult webmaster I think I can believe those numbers. And you paid how much for that Super Bowl Ad this year? It reached how many people?

     
    Foot Note
    The NudeAutoMall and Frias Network reserve the right to refuse any advertiser at any time for any reason, or for no reason at all.

     
     
     

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