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| a Frias Network Production Model depicted is Ms NudeAutoMall Rebecca Mjelde |
Photo Credit jb. This Body Shop is run by none other then Tiger. She invites you to come on in and watch her work on her body and watch her body work.
Historically. When was the first Body Shop, long before the car I would venture. Simply horse drawn carriages greatly predate horseless carriages, and shops to repair carriages were plentiful. The first Nude Body Shop, well about the first time some winch walked into such an establishment intent on teasing the work hands, or maybe it was a Greaken Slave Girl, or even an Egyptian Slave Girl, as both Grease and Egypt were well known for keeping their Slaves Nude.
There is more to a car then just the fuel it consumes or the power plant that propels it, there is esthetics. The human eye likes beautiful things, and while we wont argue the devastating beauty of the nude female, automobiles are a beauty we can create, an art form human artists can sculpt. In the ecco tradition of the NudeAutoMall Garage the Body Shop by it's very definition is about saving the world. A Body Shop at it's very basic, uses less energy and raw materials to repair a damaged vehicle then the energy and materials that would be necessary to replace that vehicle with a new vehicle. But here at the NudeAutoMall Body Shop we want more, and a total ecco friendly Body Shop would be awesome!
However I will add that outlawing something for environmental reasons is stupid. We are the superior animal on this planet because we have learned how to control our environment. Learning to control a dangerous substance in a beneficial manner is the capacity that sets us apart from other animals. If it weren't for this intelligence that gives the ability to control, in a kill or be killed world, Lions, Tigers, and Bares would certainly dominate. Likewise in the chemical world, we need to learn to control chemicals to our benefit, not simply outlaw one and change to another chemical that is unknown as to how it will kill us in some other way. For, ultimately, too much of anything is pollution and will kill us in it's own way. Changing from chemicals that cause Emphysema to chemicals that cause Isocyanide Poising is not an answer, but a result of laws that are not thought out.
Metal is probably the easiest place to reduce cost and environmental impact. Metal is one up, one better then Recycling, metal is very reusable. Metal is easily cut, reshaped, and reatached to other metal. Hence a car condemned to junk can easily contribute it's metal to patches, patch panels, braces (temporary or perminate), or any artistic form your imagination and ability can conjure. Why grind it up, melt it down, roll it out, to press it into a new shape, when you can just pick up a hammer?
And we mustn't forget, this is the "Nude" AutoMall, where all work is to be carried out by girls, nude girls! And talk about ecco friendly, think of all the pollution we are preventing with the lack of need of doing laundry, Just the normal shower after work and our girls are all clean again :)
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